Dear Xbox One,
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways
I love the way you make me procrastinate.
I love the way you make me stay up at night.
I love the way you make me forget to do homework.
I love the way you remind me when a new game downloads.
I love the way you sign out of my account in the middle of a game.
From the darkest moments to my most hype filled games.
I could never forget the way I fall asleep while playing a game.
Having fun? Not without you.
(I bet at least half of everyone else with a console did something like this.)